This video started to make the rounds yesterday, but I was too busy reading up on dead guys’ dancer ex-girlfriends to get around to posting it.  Via our friends at Best Week Ever comes this footage from an Alabama high school game in which an 82-foot buzzer-beater by Spain Park’s Jake Lee lifted his team past Clay, 47-45.

“It was the longest one I’ve ever seen and I’ve been doing this for over 25 years,” said Spain Park (10-12) coach Brian Moon.

Funny, your mom told me the same thing.  Wait.  Hold on.  Lemme check… oh yeah, that’s a burn.

Sexy spokesperson and failed tennis player Anna Kournikova got served in Miami, and not in the good way like at most restaurants.

Kournikova probably wished she'd bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, "That dog should be on a [bleep]ing leash!" The surfer snapped back, "Maybe you should be on a [bleep]ing leash!" 

Oh snap.  Kournikova reportedly failed to make the correct comeback, which is "Maybe YOUR MOM should be on a fucking leash!"

But seriously, I'd like to have Anna on a leash.  Or maybe a heavy chain around her neck, like how Jabba the Hutt had Princess Leia in the last Star Wars movie.  And if Anna wore the metal bikini, all the better. In conclusion, "your mom" jokes are always acceptable comebacks.