I don’t know much about the PureCombat “Home Turf” event that took place in California last week. What I do know is that Steve Ramirez is not one for the pomp and circumstance of things like “ground game,” “arm bars,” or even “long matches.” No, Ramirez fought Darvin Wattree in the first co-main event that you totally missed if you blinked. Three seconds after the bell, Wattree was looking for his teeth, and Ramirez was looking for someone to hug. Or someone else to pummel. They should just stick ten guys in the octagon with him and see how many he can knock unconscious in a minute. It’d be just like Whack-A-Mole, but without that little hammer. Hey, maybe we should give the guy a hammer…via.

Here’s a Caps fan getting punched out by what I’m being told is one of three Pittsburgh Penguins fans after Game 2 of that awesome Caps-Pens semifinal series in DC. And this dude just goes down in a heap. It’s like my father might have said if I wasn’t born in a test tube: never get in a fight with an ugly person because they have nothing to lose. It’s hard to get in a fight with a test tube. Though I guess that would be the mother, wouldn’t it?

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