This is Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips dancing to “Y.M.C.A.“, that annoying-as-balls song pushed out the backdoor by the Village People in 1978. Yes, this song is older than most of you reading this site but, presumably, a lot more gay. It helps to be one of 32 head coaches in the NFL, surrounded by women that would rather take photos of you dancing around in your ugly-assed shirt than offer up a beejer. Come on, Wade. You’d think you could close on at least one of those honeys.
By the way, the Cowboys are now 1-4 after losing to the Vikings yesterday. That’s good enough for last in the NFC East and for laughing at Cowboys fans through Halloween. Tony Romo (220 yds, 3 TDs, 2 picks) is shaping up to be the bipolar failure that most of us knew that he could be. He’s like the white Jeff Blake, but with a better social life. Read the rest of this entry »