Who can think about the “labor situation” in pro football when THIS CAT HAS A PERSONAL TRAINER. Cats are the most spoiled animals on earth. I saw cat walking to the mailbox on Tuesday and I wanted to punch him in the face. Anyway, fitness trainer Michael Greenblatt found this stray cat and just took him home one day BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A CAT YOU JUST STEAL IT. But I guess the cat likes to run.

In fact, this black cat likes and actually demands to go for a daily run. So much so that Greenblatt is training Roadrunner “like an athlete” and using the same fitness principles that he does with his human clients. Greenblatt runs Roadrunner through a series of speed drills, timing her speed on every drill.

–Paw Nation.

And you thought the NFL combine was pointless and stupid. Just shut it, America. This cat will be representing you in the London Olympics. I can’t wait to see him working at Home Depot in 2014.

via @HollyEgg.

What started as a celebration of teen spirit for one Massachusetts high school has turned into the biggest high school track and field promotional sweater scandal in the history of mankind. Boosters at Wakefield High School awarded the track team with sweatshirts representing Wakefield Track and Field, and the design was quite simple – WTF. While it’s not clear if the students planned this little act of ha-ha, I think it’s safe to assume that the kids planned it.

As always, parents eventually caught on – presumably after the evening news told them how Internet acronyms are killing their children – and now the kids aren’t allowed to wear their spirited sweatshirts, ultimately leading to their response – WTF? School officials say that the use of the phrase misrepresents the students, and they will go with the backup suggestion, “420-4EVR”.

Shake your ham fists in rage at those damn kids, UPI.com:

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Here’s a disturbing neck tattoo on Dallas Maverick DeShawn Stevenson. Disturbing and, if I may say so, a little bit demanding. Somebody tell Mr. Stevenson’s neck that I will make noise whenever I damn well please; I don’t care if it’s a neck tat of R. Lee Ermey. Although I’m sure this looks totally normal on a 200-plus foot screen. Totally normal. Read the rest of this entry »