The savvy gentlemen at Buzzfeed discovered an old magazine ad for a pen pal club for wrestling fans yesterday and it might be the most magnificent thing I’ve seen all month. Basically, people between the ages of 6 and 60 could register for this pen pal service – and presumably as sex offenders years later – and they could send each other letters about wrestling and their favorite stars and the guys they hate, and maybe some of the kids opened their envelopes to find strange pictures of a finger. Wait, that’s not a finger!

But I’m not here today to flame the wrasslin’ faithful, as even someone as handsome and poetic as myself once loved watching “The Model” Rick Martel. This collection of excerpts from the pen pal ad must be shared because it’s pretty much everything you could expect from an ad about wrestling pen pals. Except I’m upset that nobody listed the Bushwhackers as their favorite tag team. They’re clearly the greatest of all-time and I will not argue this.

Anywho, check out the unintentional perv nature of this service and then call your uncle Patrick and tell him you now know his dirty secret.

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“Attack Of The Show” is following me on Twitter, which is sweet, because that’s one of the shows that I’ll actually watch on TV. They haven’t missed a beat since Candace Bailey came on, either. Anyway, Chris Jericho came on, and he was wearing a scarf. This guy was a WWE champ, an icon for ECW and WCW, but that’s all over now, isn’t it Scarf Boy? It’s kind of amazing, really. I didn’t even realize that Jericho had a neck.

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I am not big on the Tumblr stuff at all; I don’t really get it. I guess it’s like Twitter, but with pictures. It’s not really my bag, but that doesn’t make this Tumblr site, “Where’s Randy Savage”, any less awesome. It’s exactly what it sounds like: Randy Savage ‘shopped into numerous historic photographs, usually either dropping an elbow or looking awesome, or both.

Give it a look. Just come back here when you’re finished so you can explain to me how to message someone on Facebook. Why are you still on my lawn?

As a founding member of the Church of Blake Lively’s Chest, I’m a man who doesn’t like to talk too much about religion since it’s such a polarizing subject. But I do appreciate anything that helps spread positive messages to America’s youth, especially when so many kids are up to no good and always listening to the hip hop music and taking the weed. I also love talking about professional wrestling, and it just so happens that the people behind the Christian Wrestling Federation have been mixing action-packed wrasslin’ with messages of love and peace.

Because nothing says love and peace like a dropkick from the top turn buckle followed by a DDT into a camel clutch. After the jump, check out CWF founder Rob “Jesus Freak” Vaughn and his mission statement for his federation…

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Everyone gives me a dirty look when I tell them that my secret crush back in the day was Rebecca Lobo, but I don’t care. I like tall chicks, so naturally I had to towel myself off when Weed Against Speed sent me this video of Aloisia, who is quite literally the next big thing in pro wrestling.

WWE recently signed Florida-based independent wrestler Isis the Amazon to a contract recently. Isis debuted tonight on WWE NXT as Aloisia, one of the six rookie Divas competing on season three of NXT, which is due to begin next week.

We are told that Isis was signed to her contract two weeks ago with WWE specifically earmarking her for a spot on NXT, presumably due to her unique stature as she stands at 6’9″ tall.

–Diva Dirt.

Aloisia stands 6 feet, 9 inches tall, and she can probably bench press me, which gets me all kinds of hot and bothered. If I ever find out that she likes trips to the library and dabbling with Microsoft Excel, she and I might have to run away together. That’s a joke, obviously. I hate running.

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Everything is boring today, so here’s pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan in a tutu. Hogan’s actual wrestling career seemed to be enjoying yet another renaissance with his arrival to TNA (a promotion that rivals the ever-popular WWE) just a few months ago, but it seems like the Hulkster was just caught in the eye of another one of those fake-Twitter sh*tstorms in which celebrities seem to take turns getting caught. Apparently, some Hogan tweets had him and backstage ‘rasslin mastermind Eric Bischoff leaving TNA, but that all seems to be bogus.

“The Hulk Hogan twitter posts are fake,” Bischoff wrote. “Hulk IS in the process of setting up a page, but has not as yet. The rumors of us leaving TNA are bogus.”

Bischoff went on to note that he would post the real info for Hogan’s Twitter account soon. –Wrestling Inc.

Yeah, whatever. The picture’s better than the story. And apparently WWE’s Summer Slam is this Sunday and I could care less about anyone on the card. This is why Hulk Hogan will be a wrestling attraction as long as he can stand upright in a ring, which he should be able to do until he fails another steroids test. Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game.