Let's do the math on this one:

Q: John Kruk in a leather vest + Bronson Arroyo on guitar + Peter Gammons looking like Michael Caine's character in Children of Men + Billy the Marlin looking at cheerleader ass + KEYTAR! = ?

A: What. The. Hell? 

Sports By Brooks has excellent news for us: FOXSports.com registered more unique visitors in February than previous undisputed heavyweight champ ESPN.com.

ESPN.com had 13.2 million visitors, "more than 3 million fewer than in January." Meanwhile, Fox Sports had 15.2 million unique visitors, about 13,000 more than the previous month.

Hmmm… let me put on my rocket surgeon hat and see if I can solve this puzzle: 

1. Page 2 blows.
2. Sports blogs like With Leather own.
3. That FUCKING video starts playing every time I go to the homepage.

However, to ESPN's credit, they've taken a page out of the PRI's book and co-opted some of the best of their competition in taking over TrueHoop. Rest assured, sexy readers, that they'll never get to me. I'm too much of a wild card. Too dangerous. ESPN isn't ready for these abortion jokes. I'm in your face. TO THE EXTREME! (You can't see me, but I just shredded some air guitar. Then I imagined some chicks throwing their underwear at me. "Thanks ladies, but I can only accommodate three of you tonight," I said. "Well, okay: four. But no bringing friends. Except you. And you." You think ESPN can handle this? I think not.)