Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try To Win A Game On Thursday

Written by Brandon Stroud / 12.09.11


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For all intents and purposes, Cleveland’s 14-3 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers wasn’t that big of a deal.

It was a defensive struggle. The Browns went into the game 4-8 against the 9-3 Steelers, so dropping a game on the road by only 11 points is pretty good. That’s sorta the running theme of being a Cleveland sports fan, you have to watch the Indians do well through June and finish the season clinging to second place in the worst division in baseball going “hey, this isn’t so bad!” Or the alternative, “CLEVELAND HAS WASTED THE LAST 20 YEARS OF MY LIFE, GO CLEVELAND.”

Because I’m not a Lead Football Analyst I can’t provide any insights you wouldn’t catch watching guys talk over a game, but what I can do is show you ten photos from the game and cut to the heart of the situation, bypassing photo service captions like “#18 makes a tackle on December 8, 2011″ with easier to handle captions like “look at this football team suck a f**king dick, you guys”.

So, enjoy that.

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WEATHER REPORT: WILLIAM GAY MADE IT RAIN

Written by JOSH Z / 06.03.09

Christmas Ape found this blog moderated by a dude claiming to be the brother of Steelers defensive back William Gay, and there’s absolutely no context to this, but I have a feeling that won’t hamper your enjoyment of it:

This is my brother William Gay a motherf_ckin Superbowl Champ…wut u say bout that…a ol city boy from 850 done got himself a motherf_ckin diamond ring..

NOW, u can take the n_gga out the hood,but u cant take the hood out the n_gga…this n_gga go hard huh…WHAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

I hope those underscores didn’t ruin it for you, but this begs the question. Is he William Gay’s brother? Or, you know, his brutha? Seeing as I didn’t read the top post on the blog at this writing, I guess we’ll never know.

|VBryant from Dash It Out, via Christmas Ape|

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