As eagle-eyed (and dewy-eyed) reader Kristine pointed out, the next — and, I believe, final — issue of Jane Magazine will feature Serena Williams naked as part of its annual "Body" issue. Just let that sink in for a while. Don't worry, the chills and nausea are a natural part of the experience.
The good news is that Eva Mendes will be the cover girl, and these photos of her should help begin to wash away the mental image of Serena bared to the world. Thank God for Eva Mendes. Man, she was brilliant in Training Day. And by brilliant I mean naked (link NSFW). Which, let's be honest, is pretty much the same thing.