Jack Nicholson was at a Phillies game while wearing a Yankees cap, but he’s Jack Nicholson, so that’s totally excusable. Jack could show up at his own wedding wearing a sundress and pumps and all the dudes there would be like, “Sweet, why didn’t I think of that?” Maybe that’s a bad example.

Anyway, the Phillie Phanatic dressed up as Batman and…and I really don’t know what the hell he’s doing. He’s getting himself warmed up for something. Do I want to know where this goes? I find this offensive to my sensibilities. And give it up with the mask, Phanatic. I know that it’s still you. via. via. UPDATE: Whoops.