He’s not as energetic as the parkour baby goat, but he covers more ground. Your move, Buttermilk.

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7 Biggest Stories In TV From The First 7 Months Of 2012 |Warming Glow|

5 Reasons The Internet Will Never Approve Of The ‘Total Recall’ Remake |UPROXX|

Twilight Releases Most Boring Set Of Promo Stills In History Of Man |Film Drunk|

4 Reasons Eric Pearson Should Handle ‘Avengers’ TV Series |Gamma Squad|

Kid Dynamite: Mike Tyson In Pictures With Famous People |Smoking Section|

KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Event Recap: TSS Does The Curtis Shaver 400 At The Brickyard |Smoking Section|

‘The Hobbit’ Officially Split Into Three Films, So Here Are The Likely Titles |Gamma Squad|

Full Skyfall trailer: James Blond vs. Blond Bardem |Film Drunk|

NBC Is Tape-Delaying The Olympics Because They Are Smart And You Are Dumb, Says NBC |Warming Glow|

Is This The Best Chris Brown Review Ever? |UPROXX|

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Make sure you stick around for the backflip at 0:55. This baby goat is more exciting than the last 24 hours of Olympics coverage. (via The Daily Wh.at)

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Twitter Suspends Journalist Who’s Been Ripping NBC To Shreds |UPROXX|

Breaking Badass Power Rankings: ‘Hazard Pay’ |Warming Glow|

VIDEO: Bane’s Voice Before And After The Remix |Film Drunk|

Your Sarcastic Guide To Alleged Plot Holes In ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ |Gamma Squad|

Could Apple’s iPhone 5 Be Here Soon? |Smoking Section|

Dallas Cowboys Glory Holes: A Retrospective |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Halo 4: Often Imitated, Finally Imitates? |Smoking Section|

Heath Ledger’s Inspiration For The Joker Was Probably Tom Waits |Gamma Squad|

Read This: Patton Oswalt’s Keynote Address at the Just For Laughs Festival |Film Drunk|

Art Imitates Life: Tiffani Thiessen Dated A 19-Year-Old When She Was 14 |Warming Glow|

The Best Of #George Michael Bluth |UPROXX|

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This video makes Anton Ego remember what snowboarding was like when he was little.

Meet Ratatouille…not only a snowboarding opossum but the world’s greatest snowboarding opossum! Watch him as he tears up the slopes on his Burton Riglet Snowboard! Rock on opossum…rock on!

As seen on The Today Show, Good Morning America, and Sportscenter Top 10!

(via Liberty Mountain Resort)

Possum. Big, freaky, lookin’ bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin’ up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he’s irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?

In all seriousness, the fact that Ratatouille is snowboarding isn’t as awesome as the fact that he’s an opossum in a sweater and an ID lanyard. The “Mah Nà Mah Nà” remix is a nice touch. Maybe he’s not a real opossum at all, and Jim Henson is under him somewhere pulling the strings.

[h/t Weed Against Speed]

Links

Challenge Accepted: The Best Of Your Excited Suh Photoshops - Some of these are truly inspired, especially Suh’s size-appropriate appearance on The Price Is Right. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Funny, Sexy and Awesome Cosplay Of The Week - General Beatrix wins this for the rest of time. I’d marry that girl if I thought she actually knew who that is. [Gamma Squad]

The Best Burger King Commercial Ever - You know what? Even I want to eat Burger King after watching this. [Warming Glow]

Holzerman Hungers - I wouldn’t eat anything on here (except the bean curd, pending), and he probably wouldn’t touch quinoa with a ten foot meat pole, but Tom Holzerman is a friend of the site and he wants you to check out his new food blog so we’re helping him out. [Holzerman Hungers]

GWAR Reviews War Horse - I don’t seem like the kind of guy who’d be into GWAR, I know, but sh*t, I’ll watch them review anything. And fight Tracy Smothers. [Film Drunk]

Run DMC’s ‘Christmas In Hollis’ Done In Emoticons - God bless you, internet. [Smoking Section]

Hungry African Bull Frog Not Amused By Smartphone Video Game, Enacts Vengeance - Sometimes I don’t have a blurb to write, and it’s because of titles like this. The guy trying to trick a damn frog deserved to lose a finger. [UPROXX]

MMA Video Tribute: The 25 Most Brutal Finishes Of 2011 - The koppo kick is probably my favorite thing in the world. Also, watching Anderson Silva nonchalantly kick guys in the chin never gets old. [Cage Potato]

Drew Brees, The Passing Record He’s About To Break, And What A Monster Season Looks Like - One day I’m going to sit Jon down and make him teach me how to make graphs. Then I will make so many graphs, you guys! [SB Nation]

WWE Superstars With Tiny Heads - I don’t know why this exists, but Jesus mother Mary of Joseph is John Cena’s neck terrifying in context. [Tauntr]

"How much ya bench?"

Part of the fun of obscure world records used to be the element of lunacy that was still combined with some sort of unique talent that made the person setting each record so remarkable. Instead, we’ve celebrated the World’s Fattest Man and Woman, the most people gathered in one place while dressed like something, and especially the most women gathered in one place in just bikinis. And now, thanks to the fine people at RecordSetters, anyone can basically set a world record for anything. How easy is it?

So wait, can anyone set a world record? Heck yes. All you need is a unique skill, a video camera and a bit of imagination. Beyond that, the rules are simple: records you submit must be quantifiable, breakable and include sufficient media evidence. Creativity is highly encouraged.

What categories are acceptable? We make it our policy to never subjectively judge submissions, as long as our basic guidelines are followed. We strongly encourage feats that push human achievement in a positive direction. See our RecordSetter Principles below.

That’s right, if you have an idea and a video camera, you can be a RecordSetter. Just like San Diego’s John Van Zant, who set his own world record last month when he bench-pressed his dog 36 times in 30 seconds on live local television. I know what you’re thinking and yes, the dog does look absolutely thrilled to be held in the air and shaken around.

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I believe these are African-American Greys.

America may have the best all-around animals in the world – Keyboard Cat, Lobster Dog, Birthday Dog, American Squirrel, and my dog Lilah, among others – but today we are featuring a pet from Spain that may give every animal in the world a run for the title of Coolest Pet Ever.

Meet Berritsu, a simple African Grey upon first glance, but he possesses perhaps every sports fan’s greatest wish – you know, aside from a live-in, large-breasted, bisexual, super model waitress. Berritsu can not only sing the fight song for his owner’s favorite football club, Athletic Club Bilbao, but he also cheers when players score and the team wins.

I actually had an African Grey when I was growing up and I trained it to celebrate every time the Miami Dolphins won a playoff game. Easiest trick ever.

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