Great Moments In Spring Break Revisited: When Wet T-Shirt Lap Dances Go Bad

Written by Ashley Burns / 04.11.13

Spring Break 2013 may have come and gone, but the memories will last forever. That’s why I’ve created this series, Spring Break Revisited, so I can celebrate great moments in America’s greatest month-long religious holiday. This week’s edition takes us to swingin’ Panama City Beach, Florida and one woman’s amazing, brave battle with vertigo.

Doctors always told Champayne Rose Jenkins that life was going to be tougher for her than for other girls. As a child, she’d suffered from severe vertigo that left her unable to walk without having to grip rails or walls, and she spent all of her spare time in physical therapy while the other kids were out playing Hide N Seek and league Quidditch. “Things will change,” she always told herself, as she clung to her silly dream of becoming a professional dancer.

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‘The Many Talents of Kate Upton’ Is Terry Richardson’s Masterwork

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.26.12

Kate Upton Terry Richardson wardrobe malfunction

Kate Upton’s GQ cover is already the stuff of legend, and somehow it keeps getting better. Case in point: ‘The Many Talents Of Kate Upton’, a “bonus” video shot by Richardson where he finds 7 different reasons for Kate to make her boobs move around. It’s a wonderful thing done for awful reasons to a wonderful person by an awful person, or some combination of those words. I can barely type, because it features the pay-off to that wet t-shirt teaser GQ sent over to us last week.

Full video, courtesy of Terry Richardson’s Tumblr, is after the jump because it gets pretty NSFW at the end. If you’re really into not being safe for work, we’ve included Terry’s gif on the moment as a bonus.

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So That Kate Upton GQ Cover Is Temporarily Down

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.18.12

… as it’s not supposed to be all over the Internet already. We get along with the nice folks over at GQ so we’re honoring their request. As an added bonus, they sent over a teaser video asking us to guess which model’s on that cover, and the logistics of that don’t really matter because it’s Kate Upton in a wet t-shirt.

You guys had better deliver on this. You’d better deliver.

(The original post should be back up tomorrow. Just think “Kate Upton and popsicles” if you haven’t seen it already).

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