Charles Barkley’s latest Weight Watchers has given hope to fat guys across the country … according to the narrator, you may gain an inch of penis length for every 35 pounds you use. It’s not a magical transfer system or anything, you just have less gunt covering your stuff so it looks bigger. Or, it’s magic, I don’t know how Weight Watchers works.
Charles doesn’t share any of that information. He just lists off euphemisms for penis. Johnson, willy, cyclops, Buster McThunderstick (?), they’re all here. It’s great and all, but I’m going to be pissed if there isn’t an extended cut where he gets to say all the ones he couldn’t say in a Weight Watchers commercial. Maybe it’s selfish, but Charles Barkley saying ‘f**kstick’ is on my bucket list. I also think they could’ve worked in a reference to the Five Buck Cock. It rocks, it rocks.
The clip (by way of our pals at Sportress) is below (get it).