Here’s another solid video of a running back breaking into a defensive back’s house and drinking his milk straight from the carton. The offending party is Georgia Tech’s Jonathan Dwyer, and this defensive back from Virginia gets his business owned so badly that he doesn’t even deserve a name anymore. How has Virginia been so terrible for so long? It probably has something to do with the fact that Charlottesville is so desolate, you have to drive for an hour before you even get to Nowhere. That’s great if you’re a reclusive former president. Not so much if you’re an 18-year-old kid looking to get his junk wet on the weekend.
Helmet sticker goes to Taylor for sending this in.
Virginia football coach Al Groh, fighting for his job after two 5-7 seasons in three years, fired his offensive coordinator/son Mike Groh and two other assistants this weekend. The younger Groh will presumably keep the latter title, unless he doesn’t RAKE THE GODDAM YARD LIKE HIS MOTHER ASKED.
Loved by most players and an easy target for the fan base, Mike Groh’s departure ends a three-year run that provided limited success. Over the past three seasons, the Cavaliers’ offense failed to crack the top 100 in total offense.
Oh, that’s not so bad. Just the bottom sixth of all D-1 football for three straight years. They were probably just having some GROH-ing pains. Huh? Huh? Anyone? Is this thing on?
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Two University of Virginia football players made the police blotter over the weekend in a fairly tame, not-very-interesting sort of arrest typical of college students.
Junior offensive lineman Will Barker and redshirt freshman lineman Dave Roberts were picked up at Club 216 on Water Street at 3:45 Saturday morning. Police say both men admitted to stealing beer from a cooler at the nightclub. Both face larceny charges. Roberts, who is 19 years old, is also charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol and with using a fake ID.
See? Not exactly big news, right? They were just hanging out with the boys at Club 216. Just the boys.
Welcome to Club 216, Charlottesville, Virginia's only gay and lesbian bar and danceclub. Bringing you sounds from the past and present as well as thumping tracks from Europe's best! If you love to dance, meet hot, hunky men and fabulous women in a great gay-friendly atmosphere, then this is definitely the place you want to be!
Of course, being at a gay bar doesn't mean you're gay. I mean, I've been to a gay bar, and you don't see anyone calling me gay. Except everyone. So maybe that's not the greatest example, but the point is that being at a gay dance club doesn't make you gay. Unless homosexuality is contagious. And I've heard that it is.
(thanks to Nathan for the tip)
