The worst idea in college basketball still hasn’t died. There’s a pocket of jagoff coaches out there that are still looking to expand the NCAA tournament field (in Division I, i.e. the only division you or I care about) to 96 teams.

“I don’t think there’s anything in college basketball that’s more important than expanding that field,” Wright said.

Wright said about 18 percent of the teams get in the Big Dance, but more than that have a good season. He thinks several more teams belong in the Tournament.”I would start at 96 with the idea that we would even go beyond that,” Wright said. Dan Patrick Show/SI.com

Why not just let everyone in? It’s not like the season means anything anyway. It’s not like we haven’t already dissolved five months of basketball into three weekends anyway. Hell, let’s allow Boise State’s football team into there. Might as well include everyone. Boise State never gets a fair shake in the BCS. Why not let them in the tournament? And let’s award a bid to the US men’s curling team. They didn’t suck that bad. And why not invite supermodel Anne V. She’s totally underrated. And what about…

They get them started early in the greater Philly area. Here’s a rotten little turd-in-training whose dad took him and his two other sibs to (I’m guessing) a Villanova basketball game. And he has nachos and you (I’m guessing) don’t. And honestly, that’s not bad bird-flipping with a nacho in hand. Bonus points to the dad for waiting for the camera to cut away before slapping that little bastard in the mouth. And by the way, Villanova won the Division I FCS title in football. No children were present at that game, apparently. Thanks, Mark.

Goodbye Siena, it was fun while it lasted. We had a good time, but do you really think I would bring a girl with a British accent home to my mother? I enjoyed your waif-like, pale form because it made me seem robust by comparison, but I'd like to try new things. Like wooing a more substantial woman with a badonkadonk augmented by Philly cheese-steaks. Don't worry, your special NSFW pics you took just for me will keep me warm on my long inland sea voyages from Duluth to Cleveland. -KD