I'll be honest: there's not really a point to doing any kind of work the rest of the day once you've focused on any kind of bikini world record.
But this video from SuperDeluxe is a nice distraction: it's original, and funny enough that I don't have to add any jokes to this useless description of it. Which is good, because it's not like my jokes are ever funny anyway. Well, except the ones about retards. But I think retards should get the bulk of the credit for that.
Sheesh, dramatic much?
Listen, I'm not gonna defend Bill Belichick or the Patriots — what they did was wrong, yadda yadda — but enough already. Let them get their penalty of fines and lost draft picks or whatever, and let's move on. In times of strife like this, I like to use empty statements that assuage without taking a real stance. Yeah, but what're ya gonna do? It is what it is. Snakes on a plane, man. Now don't you feel better already?
At last, the Brett Favre Boogie. One one hand, I can't wait for some Grimace-shaped Wisconsinites to break out these sultry moves. On the other, I fear that my erection may tear my pants if I ever see it live. It's just that sexy. And I know a little something about erotic dance. You don't get sold into Thai sex trade as a boy without learning some moves.
On another note, I really expected better from La Bamba of the Max Weinberg 7.
(Thanks to love monkey Mark for sexying up my day.)
Here's the latest from our friend and favorite NFL spoof lyricist, BradyFan83. And, uh, it's a little bit… different. Here it is in a nutshell:
If you're troubled by the Photoshopped images of imagined man-love, it may be best if you focus instead on the pictures of groin shots. Or ignore it altogether. Or send me some tips, because holy crap is nothing going on today.
I don't know exactly what it is about this heavy metal tribute to Peter Gammons that I like so much. I think it reminds me of the intro to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. We all need more Mastodon in our lives.
(Via Extra Mustard)
There are dorky fan videos that are so cool you have to laugh with them. There are dorky fan videos so stupid you laugh at them. And there are dorky fan videos so utterly moronic that you hate the person who showed it to you. The hallmarks of this last category are trying too hard to be funny, Journey, togas, crappy lip-syncing, girlfriends named Shelby, and shoddy editing that makes the "story" a complete mystery for the first two and a half minutes.
Sorry about this one.
