Apologies for the light day today; we’re working off of a laptop with no taskbar and a 10-year-old desktop with no soundcard, so we really have no idea what’s going on in the world today, aside from the fact that my laptop is probably infected with a virus. Just like Ufford.

Anyway, here’s the great spoof put together by what we’re guessing is a local Clevelander with a video camera and a dream–a dream of expressing his heartbreak of LeBron leaving Cleveland for Miami. And really, it’s amazing all of Cleveland hasn’t left for Miami. The percentage of people that speak fluent English in both cities is about the same.

Via Everyone.

We say this a lot, but this time I truly mean it. If you don’t like this video mashup after the jump featuring Skillet the bulldog [who made his UPROXX debut on FilmDrunk last week] and soundbites from CBS play-by-play screamer Gus Johnson [via this immaculate creation], we can’t be friends. At all. Ever. In fact, if you don’t enjoy the hell out of this video, you may as well just quit reading this site altogether. Because I haven’t felt as good about anything as I have about this. And that’s after watching this Chatroulette spoof earlier in the day. Trust me, it’s awesome. And if it’s not…hey, it runs less than a minute. Get over there, already.

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With the Super Bowl around the corner, it seems only appropriate to drop in with another amazing short film. Scott Gairdner‘s “Sex Offender Shuffle” is a delightful parody of the famous Chicago Bears’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” from 1985. This does an amazingly awesome job of capturing the entire sex offender spectrum. Uh, that’s what a friend told me. But I’ve already said too much. And for the record, I find the lady perv quite striking. But what else is new… BIG ups to Andrew for the find.

The second half of the NFL season was just a little less whimsical without the work of BradyFan83 — it's been a while since Rob Bironas's tribute — but he's come back from whatever offline world he was visiting to bring us an ode to the Chargers' LaDainian Tomlinson set to the tune of "Mrs. Robinson." Granted, nothing will ever top "Brady," but BF is still less rusty than I would be after a three-month layoff. 

Oh man, a three-month layoff sounds awesome.  What do I have to do around here to get fired?  All I do is swear and look at naked chicks all day.  What kind of backwards job is this?

Here's another video from Old Rich People; this time it's a faux-documentary about the history of crazy athlete costumes that led to Clinton Portis's rise.  It's got some pretty solid Photoshop work, plus a guy pretending to be Finch from American Pie!  What a timely impersonation!  My friends and I were all talking about how much we loved American Pie just the other day.  We also discussed President Clinton's impeachment, and who looked like front-runners in the 2000 election.  Then we got in the time machine and came came back to 2007.  What a wild ride!

[Burly Sports] 

Well, since today seems like a good day to spew hate, here's a Ryan Parker song praising the existence of the Boston Bruins, the last remaining pro sports team in Boston that doesn't kick ass.  The Red Sox won the World Series, the Pats are 9-0, the Celtics are 5-0, and even the New England Revolution — that's a soccer team, I'm told — is appearing in its third consecutive MLS Cup final. 

Ugh, I can feel the smug pushing its way south.  It's like smog, but with a more annoying accent. 

[Ryan Parker Songs]