The title loosely translates to “A self-evident hand that the arbitrator does not see” and so far it’s only got 3,000 views on YouTube (to the amazement of Jimmy Traina), but don’t let those facts dissuade you — what you are about to watch is a wonderful, flagrant moment wherein a guy gets a handful of boob and does his best with it. He’s dressed like a package of butter and kinda looks like somebody Chow Yun Fat would be gunning down in a restaurant, but his girlfriend (at least I hope that’s his girlfriend) just sits there and takes it. Poor thing.

The announcers seem to be having fun with it, and I learned (through the comments section) that if I want to laugh about something in Spanish I have to type “jajajajajajajajaja.” I bet this guy wouldn’t move out of the way and let a fly ball hit his girlfriend … he’d catch it and start rubbing it on his crotch. Ja ja!

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I always love to say that I hate soccer and my defense is mostly that I can’t respect a sport in which athletes don’t use their hands, but in reality I’m just joking. Soccer is just really boring. But what I ultimately love about soccer – especially on foreign planets like South America and Europe – is the fiery passion that leads so many of the athletes to attack their opponents. What I love even more is when we find clips with no descriptions so I don’t have to pretend like I know what’s going on.

For instance, in a recent game in Brazil between two unnamed teams and featuring players that might as well not have names, a referee made a call that a player disagreed with. The player reacted inappropriately by grabbing the refs arm and the ref responded awesomely by slapping the player in the eye. Now we know that the consequence of an official attacking a player is both teams chasing him around the field while jump-kicking him. And I can readily admit that my description does no justice to the actual footage after the jump…

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