"I am ze true keeng!"

As we were watching UFC 154 on Saturday night, making hilarious quips and cyber high-fiving because we’re all awesome bros and babes, there was some excitement and chatter about something that wasn’t happening in the ring and in no way related to Brittney Palmer’s body. UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva and former light heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida were on hand to watch the highly-anticipated and much-celebrated return of welterweight champion Georges St-Pierre. Silva’s presence of course begged the question: “Yo, is he gonna challenge GSP?”

And the answer, as we all learned, was “Nah”. It turns out that Silva and Machida were in Canada to film a movie with Steven Seagal, which sounds horribly awesome and I can’t wait to see it when it goes straight to Laser Disc, which Seagal invented, by the way. But don’t let that discourage you from thinking that Silva vs. St-Pierre will happen, because Silva is at least saying all the right things.

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I don’t know about you fight fans, but I have seriously missed Georges St-Pierre, and I can’t think of many better ways for him to make his return at tomorrow night’s UFC 154 PPV event than by facing the man who took his place at UFC 143 and ultimately his Welterweight Championship. Hell, for the sake of brewing some excitement, let’s go ahead and say that Carlos “The Natural Born Killer” Condit also took St-Pierre’s wife, children and dog. How you gonna let another man just come in your house and take all your stuff, Georges?

Back in reality, though, I think it would be the understatement of the year to say that St-Pierre is fired up for this fight, and I predict with confidence that the pride of Quebec is going to get his gold back and remind everyone why he’s the baddest fighter this side of Mount Royal. That’s not to say that Condit doesn’t stand a chance, though. He’s a badass in his own right, but short of dipping his hands in glue and rolling them around in gummy bears broken glass, I don’t think he stands a chance.

UFC 154 also marks the equally important return of Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer, as they were stripped of their ring girl duties for UFC on Fuel 6 in Macau as a punishment for not pillow fighting enough. I really hope they learned their lessons, but if not, I’d be fine with another appearance by Jessica C. and Kang Ye-bin.

What’s that? The fights? Geez, you’re picky. Check out the full card after the jump, as well as Lobster Mobster’s handy dandy UFC 154 primer.

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Yay Brittney Palmer!

Yo With Leather Bros and Broettes, we’ve got not one but TWO live discussions rocking your lady’s parts this weekend – UFC 154 and the WWE Survivor Series – so make sure you stop by and hang out. We’re cool people, despite what bullies like Mitch Albom say, so you should want to come hang out with us and make funny comments while grown men beat the crap out of each other. Even if you don’t get the PPV events, you can read our commentary and close your eyes, and it’s almost like you’re actually in the ring, being handcuffed because Brittney Palmer doesn’t understand your love.

So yeah, join our live discussions or something.

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