Normally, Tosh.0 posts on With Leather involve web redemptions for the Phillies tazer kid or the “boom goes the dynamite” guy. Best case scenario, Manny Pacquiao has just punched him in the face and you need to know about it.

This week’s requisite Tosh post spotlights the $150,000 Tosh.0 Marathon, wherein thousands of people gathered to run on treadmills on Hermosa Beach in California to see how far they could get before a Kenyan runner finished first. As if that weren’t enough, the marathon featured magicians, stairmasters, improv sketch comedy and a bunch of horrible racism that is okay because he’s kidding. You can check out the video below, but be aware of all the cursing and slow motion lady-running before you click play.

The best part is even Tosh being unable to mock the affable Kenyan guy at the end. I did the math, and if I’d participated in this with my sharp 17-minute mile, I would’ve logged about 7/10th of one before giving up and having fun on the beach.

[via Tosh.0]

Here’s a video of a gentleman wearing some sort of Arab regalia popping his automated workout cherry on the treadmill. I should point out that I have no idea if this treadmill is facing Mecca, or he holds any of the disdain for America that I would have implied in the title of this post. All I know is that dude just starts screaming like a little girl and has no idea how to make it stop. Damn whoever that was that turned the machine off for him. You destroyed an internet legend in the making, and if that doesn’t piss off Allah, I can’t imagine what would. Pfft, you and your god.