This has already been posted over at KSK, but it’s too surreal to not include here. It’s former NFL coach and current ESPN analyst Mike Ditka. Dancing. Oh yes.

The 80s-style weirdness is ratcheted up nicely, starting with Ditka walking into an empty bar WITH A BRIEFCASE and playing a game of foosball BY HIMSELF. Why foosball? Hey, it’s 11-on-11. That’s just like football! And then there’s a horrible band with Excessive High-Five Syndrome and a bunch of dancers without pants. Mons pubis? Let’s do this.

It’s weird. No wonder everyone did cocaine during the 80s. At least now we have World of Warcraft. Read the rest of this entry »

Food Should Taste Good is a 5-year old company that manufactures snack foods that are both delicious and good for us. And while that idea goes against everything that I and this fine country stand for, people seem to dig it. Damn democracy.

Back in January, FSTG announced a competition for fans to create, record and submit their most creative touchdown dances, and the winner would receive $10,000 (probably in organic hippie money). Well the winner has been announced, and Nathan Barnatt’s one-man pass-catch-dance routine has made him and his video’s director, Paul Cummings (Hehehehehehehehehe), $10K richer.

After the jump, check out Barnatt’s winning video, as well as a couple other entries that I dug up…

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