Thanks to handsome HG over at You Been Blinded for tipping me on this MAXIM interview with Kansas City Chiefs' Tony Gonzalez who lets us know he doesn't like to see Lincoln's head when inserts a penny into his dates:

Yeah, girls who are leaking oil are a real turn-off. -KD

Over the last month or two I've been getting emails from sports nerds telling me about the erections their tiny penises mustered for two of the wives of Kansas City Chiefs featured on that show about the Kansas City Chiefs, Whatsitcalled.  I would have watched, but, y'know, it's about the Kansas City Chiefs.

Anyway, the chick on the left is Kelli Croyle (wife of QB Brodie) and the other is October Gonzalez (married to tight end Tony).  You can vote for whomever you think is hotter over at Arrowhead Addict, which seems like a good use of your time today, if you've already masturbated to cheerleaders and re-calculated the VORP of all your fantasy players.  Just be sure to pick Mother up after her bridge game on time; you know how she hates it when you're late.