The Oakland Raiders have auditioned Tommy Maddox, although there's no indication either way that he'll be signed. Let's review the Raiders' QB situation this year:
1. Aaron Brooks (injured, sucks)
2. Andrew Walter (played last week, sucks)
3. Marques Tuiasosopo (started a game last year, sucks)
Cut in training camp: Jeff George (old, sucks)
Auditioned: Tommy Maddox (XFL MVP, sucks)
It's not even funny, just sad. I don't even like the Raiders, but when I think about them I actually want to cry. But that's because I've got some other stuff going on in my life. Maybe I shouldn't have named my parakeet Raider. He was such a good little bird, Raider! Why did I have to take him to the herpetology exhibit? WHY??????