Gisele Bündchen, noted piece of ass and wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (those almost seem contradictory, don’t they?) told People magazine that she’s pregnant. At least until Bernard Pollard throws her down a flight of stairs.
Speculation has grown since pictures showing the supermodel in Brazil this week surfaced showing what seems to be a perceptible bump. Bündchen and New England Patriots quarterback husband Tom Brady were married twice this Spring – first in a ceremony in Los Angeles Feb. 26, then exchanging vows before friends in early April at Bündchen’s Costa Rica home.
“Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitely number one.”
There was a lot of speculation on whether or not Gisele actually was pregnant or if it was just some silly tabloid rumor. You never really know these things until you hear them from the horse’s mouth.
Tom Brady went back to practice with the New England Patriots today, and says that the knee he injured during Week 1 of the 2008 season is doing great. That’s just great; it’s about time that guy caught a few breaks in life *sticks out tongue* *makes farting sound* From Y! Sports:
The quarterback who was sidelined almost all last season with a knee injury was on the field Tuesday with most of his teammates.
The Patriots are holding four days of organized activities this week. The first three days were held last week for young players and for free agents who signed in the offseason and need more time to adjust to the playbook.
I really don’t have a big issue with Tom Brady; he really seems pretty down-to-earth for a guy with three Super Bowl rings, a supermodel wife and a genetically superior child. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t get some sick satisfaction from watching Bernard Pollard pop the ligaments in his knee with that cheap shot tackle. But it’s a perfectly natural thing to cheer for beautiful people enduring physical harm. In high school, our homecoming queen fell off the parade float onto the street and she hasn’t walked since. Oh man, we still laugh about that one.
We never really brought up the Tom Brady-Gisele Buttchin honeymoon (zing!), partly because of our penchant for quasi-political screed, I guess. But also because, well, it’s kinda dull. Tom and Gisele eating ice cream? Why, they’re living like royalty! Peace, yo. |thanks, Ape|
But now Guanabee has pulled some paparazzi video of Gisele’s and Tom Brady’s travelling in Brazil, which I understand is quite badass for a country filled with people that don’t really speak English. It looks like Brady spent his day being miserable while being carted around by Gisele and her sisters, but, to be fair, if I had a cadre of South Americans snapping my picture within ten feet of my face.
Sometimes I’m glad I’m not famous. That’s why I spend so little time working on my podcast. The last thing I need is for that thing to take off and make me a big celebrity. Mary Kate Olsen will just have to kill someone else.
WL Reader Stephen saved me 15 minutes of work by sending in this tip about Gisele Bundchen’s interview in Harper’s Bazaar, which isn’t a true bazaar. It’s a magazine. When Gisele was asked about her new husband Tom Brady, Gisele mentioned her favorite quality about him–he’s not very smart.
“Tom is a good guy,” she continues tentatively. “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” (While Gisele speaks several languages, occasionally some charming malapropisms escape her.) “It’s beautiful, but I think that is rare. I love that about him. No one else sees that. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive, it’s amazing.”
Okay, so maybe she just meant more that he’s an innocent guy, as opposed to some kind of dolt. Yeah, I had a girl tell me once that I saw the world through colored glasses. Then she hooked up with a colored guy and stopped returning my calls. But I don’t need her, she was…sorry, I thought I heard the phone ring. Maybe the ringer’s off. Am I sure that it’s recharged?
|Harper’s Bazaar, via The Names Blog|
According to Us Magazine, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen were married in Santa Monica yesterday, finally legitimizing their relationship in the eyes of the God who so carefully crafted them by hand.
The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.
Oh, good. You hate to see dogs under-dressed at weddings.
The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
Good Lord, I’ve waited for this day for a long damn time. Not because I wanted them to get married, but because I was exhausted from writing posts about engagement rumors, denials of engagement rumors, gossip regarding wedding locations, etc. I checked the archives and there were six posts in the last couple months about them maybe getting married, and all of them were a complete waste of time. This event is my white whale. My sexy white whale. (Which is what I call your mom, btw.)
[Sox and Dawgs via KSK]
“La la la, hangin’ by the pool in Mexico, gettin’ hand-fed by the world’s richest model. Hmmm… something’s missing though. Hey! Excuse me! Can we get some grapes, por favor? Frozen. And still on the stem? Great. Muchas gracias.
“No thanks, honey. I’m good ’til the grapes get here. Don’t wanna eat too much right now. I’d hate to get a cramp while making out with you in the pool.”
