Tim Lincecum, with his flowing mane and impish baby face, is such a dreamboat. The Cy Young winner generally gives his fans some love, but this time he did literally (/slaps knee, while hysterically laughing). Tim took time out of whatever it is pitchers do in the dugout to make a young lady’s wildest fantasies come true.

A girl at the Giants game lost her kiss virginity…she meets Giants ace pitcher Tim Lincecum for the second time, but this time he kisses her…and it’s her first kiss ever..in the background you could hear a dude say..” I didn’t get a kiss” Oh yea.. he also signed a baseball for her little brother..What a great guy.. –Terez Owens

They say chivalry’s dead, but thankfully guys like Lincecum are there to make the rest of us look better. In fact, instead of holding a door for an old lady, I’ll purposely slam it in her face. They’re called boot straps, sweetheart, pull yourself up with them. Video after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

San Francisco Giants pitcher and Alanis Morrisette lookalike Tim Lincecum was found in possession of marijuana after being pulled over in a routine traffic stop. Hey, there are a lot worse things than pot that you could put in your mouth. Dave Coulier, for instance.

Lincecum was pulled over for doing 74 in a 60-mph zone near the Washington-Oregon border and turned over 3.3 grams of the sticky when the cop on the scene detected the smell of it. But how did he know what pot smells like?

Lincecum, 25, entered a plea of not guilty through his attorney Monday, according to court records obtained by The Associated Press. He is scheduled to appear in court Dec. 22 and faces fines of $622 for the misdemeanor charges, police said.[..]

Giants spokesman Jim Moorehead said the team was “still gathering information and has no comment at this time.”

The San Jose Mercury News also points out that recreational drug use is not punishable under MLB’s current drug policy. I guess to be punished for that in baseball, his name has to be on some anonymous listed and then leaked to the New York Times in the dark corner of some parking garage. And yeah, I guess Lincecum doesn’t really look like Alanis.