Devon James, the adult film star who is perhaps best known for being one of Tiger Woods’ sex partners before the golf star divorced his wife, is allegedly marketing a sex tape featuring the both of them mashin’ dem guts. The tape has been described as “explosive,” which makes me think of two things. One is the first five minutes of “Inspector Gadget.” The other is much, much worse.

“The tape is 62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex,” James told RadarOnline.com, before boarding a flight from Tampa Bay to Los Angeles, Wednesday.

“We are flying to Los Angeles today to meet with Vivid about selling the tape.”

By the way, Vivid Entertainment is the same company that brought on former Tiger Ho Joslyn James to do a Tiger-themed porno in May. Devon James, as a matter of fact, is the same woman who tried to claim in court that Tiger was the father of her nine-year-old son, who really isn’t much of an athlete at all. Hopefully he won’t follow his mother’s footsteps into porn. James says that the tape is worth $350,000, which would be totally believable if we didn’t live in an age where interracial sex wasn’t all over Google Image search. See for yourself. Go ahead. We’ll wait.

Elin Woods has broken her silence, and I’d like to think that she did it with the cutest little Swedish accent. The woman who is now Tiger Woods’ ex-wife spoke for a magazine interview to be released in full later this week.

The 30-year-old mother of two, who is studying towards a college degree in psychology, says that despite her husband’s betrayal, “I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself.”

“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal,” she says. –People.

I don’t know what it is about women getting cheated on that they leave the experience so empowering. I guess the reported nine-figure divorce settlement. She’s set for life, and can get cheated on by whomever she pleases now. Maybe that’s what she meant.

It’s over. Tiger, at least matrimonially speaking, is out of the woods. His divorce with the once-again Elin Nordegren was finalized in a ten-minute hearing before a Florida judge. Woods is now legally free to lift, clean and place his balls wherever he chooses.

We love Elin, and we are so proud of the grace and strength she has shown during this difficult time,” her father, Thomas Nordegren, a talk show host at national broadcaster Swedish Radio, told The Associated Press. “We know that she will come out of this even stronger and has a bright future in front of her.”

“I don’t comment on active cases,” Thomas J. Sasser, Woods’ divorce attorney, said. Asked why they chose to file in Panama City, Sasser said it was a joint decision by the lawyers. –Y! Sports.

Woods ended 2010 with two top 10 finishes in nine events, but with no wins and (more notably) no majors. Maybe now that his rocky marriage is behind him, he can get back to doing what he does best: banging copious amounts of average looking women.

The tortuous volume of angst continues to build in Tiger Woods’ loins as his legal team continues to hash out the terms of his divorce with the former and soon to be again Elin Nordegren. I don’t know when a report of a still technically married man unable to soothe his burning desires within suddenly became news, but we’re rolling with it.

Despite Tiger Woods’ imminent divorce from wife of five years Elin, 30, an insider tells Us Weekly his legal team told him he can’t date until the split is finalized. “Elin’s building a character case (based on his serial philandering),” the insider says. “Elin’s team is watching (Tiger’s) every move.”

Her goal? “She wants more money than Michael Jordan’s ex got,” another source says, referring to the former NBA star’s $168 million payout to his ex-wife. –MSNBC.

The last number we heard was $750 million, and there’s a good chance that she’ll get it if she’ll comply with Tiger’s requests regarding visitation rights of his two kids. Though for that matter, I’d simply refer them to the landmark decision of Camper Is Rocking v. Don’t Come A-knocking. Truly a high water mark for American jurisprudence.

Finally, some news we can use. Some enterprising souls are planning to make a movie about Tiger Woods’ sexual exploits. You know, because we haven’t heard any of the details anyplace else.

One of Tiger’s alleged playmates, Joslyn James….who of course is no stranger to the adult film industry….has signed on with Vivid Entertainment to star in a new porno flick. The movie will depict….in intimate detail….all the intimate details of what she says is her three-year relationship with Tiger.

The movie is based on the raunchy text messages she claims Tiger sent her. –Skunk Post.

The video, titled The Eleventh Hole [gag] is scheduled for release May 17th. And apparently people out there are still paying for porn. Hey, who am I to stop you guys? You probably have too much money anyway.

We briefly mentioned that Tiger Woods missing the cut in his second event back since he apologized for banging all of those women. That even was won by some guy not named Phil Mickelson, so we don’t really care. But now Tiger’s estranged wife, Elin, has been spotted jogging in Sweden. These events aren’t correlated at all, other than to perhaps illustrate that Tiger Woods’ life seems to be slowly falling apart.

Although Elin “still loves him,” she remains resolute in her decision. “She knew she’d set a bad example for the kids if she stayed,” a source says in the new Us Weekly. Even with a prenup in place, the athlete’s wife will likely get a good amount of Tiger’s $600 million fortune.

How does Tiger, 34, feel about the divorce talk? “Tiger expects the news,” a pal says. Adds another, “He isn’t trying to keep her anymore; he’s so defeated.” –US Mag.

Great job on that prenup, Team Tiger. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s this: don’t ever, ever get a labradoodle. Sure, they seem cute and charismatic, but they’re a curse on the home. Trust me, my aunt is a psychic. She knows this stuff.