Terrified Donkey Terrorizes Friendly Skies

Written by Ryan Walsh / 07.21.10

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Angry Dog will not tolerate animal cruelty.

Some Russian businessmen put a donkey on a parasail to promote their parasailing company, and thankfully, there’s video. The first time I watched it I couldn’t help but laugh, and then quickly felt like a horrible person. There’s nothing funny about animal cruelty. That being said, try and watch this without laughing. It’s impossible. Russia Today gives a synopsis of what went down.

Police in southern Russia will launch a probe into an initiative by local entrepreneurs who sent a donkey into the sky on a parachute in an advertising stunt. The official spokesman for the local directorate of the Interior Ministry told reporters that the parachuting donkey incident took place last Thursday on an Azov Sea beach in the Temryk District in Krasnodar. “They gave this donkey a parachute ride in order to attract holidaymakers’ attention to this sort of entertainment. The parasailing donkey brayed and the children cried, but no one was smart enough to inform the police about the incident,” RIA Novosti news agency quoted the official as saying Monday. The police will launch a probe and if the entrepreneurs are found guilty, they could face criminal persecution under the article on cruel treatment of animals of the Russian Criminal Code, which carries a maximum punishment of two years in prison. –Russia Today’s Youtube Channel

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SEMI-PRO QB BUSTED FOR NECROPHILIA

Written by Matt / 10.31.07

A New York City man who plays for the semi-pro football Empire State Titans remains in jail after security guards allegedly found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman.  Yikes.  Like, at least have sex with one of the young, sexy corpses.  Am I right?

Anthony Merino, who works as a lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, N.J., was arrested Sunday after police responded to a call from a security guard at the hospital. The guard reported witnessing the lab technician sexually desecrating the woman's dead body, according to police.

Oh, and what's this we've found?  It's Anthony's MySpace page!  His interests:

Watching Movies, weight training, playing football, making mix dance/club mixes, going out to the hottest clubs in NYC, and last but not least working hard always cause I know in the end it will all pay off. The harder you work the harder you can party.

Sounds to me like he's innocent.  Necrophilia's nowhere on that list.  Well, unless you consider having sex with dead bodies "partying."  And I don't.  That's more of a quiet Tuesday evening for me.

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