That IFC show "Framed" might be worth watching.  They have A.I. keeping it real, Baron Davis rollerskating, and now here's a clip of Thierry Henry hanging out with Paz Vega on the soccer field (or "pitch," if you're a shithead that way).

I could give a crap about Henry and the soccer part, but man I love me some Paz Vega.  She can say two words in English and blood automatically pools in my groin.  I admit, Sex and Lucia needed more sex and Lucia and less everything else, but she was also in another excellent film called Paz Vega in a Thong at the Beach.  Sex and Lucia had heart, but Paz Vega in a Thong has Paz Vega in a thong.

[The Offside] 

Time Magazine named Indianapolis Colts coach/homophobe Tony Dungy to its annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world, while heavy hitters like President George Bush and Will Leitch were passed over.

The listing, in its fourth edition, is divided into five sections: leaders and revolutionaries, builders and titans, artists and entertainers, scientists and thinkers, and heroes and icons.

It's pretty much the most random and incomprehensible list ever assembled.  How exactly Chien-Ming Wang made the list as a "hero" will remain shrouded in mystery.  Meanwhile, the scandal surrounding the exclusion of a "perpetual sex machine" category solely to snub yours truly will forever mar the legitimacy of this year's list.

Other figures from the world of sports: Thierry Henry, Roger Federer, and (kinda sport-y) Garry Kasparov.  So, those three, Tony Dungy, and Wang: the five most influential people in sports.  In the world.  Yup.