He should’ve just gone for it, said “also you’re in last place” and done a bunch of crotch chops. (via OTB)

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Last night, the 7-seed Washington Capitals defeated the defending Stanley Cup champions and 2-seed Boston Bruins to advance in the NHL Playoffs, and plenty of Boston fans were none too pleased. Sadly, instead of simply enjoying a great upset in an exciting series, most of us are enjoying a huge buffet of WTF today.

After Caps RW Joel Ward scored the game-winning goal, Bruins fans took their frustrations to Twitter, and the personal attacks on Ward got out of control quickly. Sadly, the attacks weren’t based on the fact that Ward only scored 6 goals this season and had no business being the hero. Nope, it was because he’s black. And in case you didn’t know, Twitter can be quite the haven for racism.

Thousands of Tweets were posted within minutes, calling Ward the worst word of them all, and they basically all looked like this (NSFW for language)…

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A Boston radio station is reporting this morning that New England Patriots quarterback and Bieber-haired dreamboat Tom Brady was in a car accident. While driving his Audi, Brady collided with a Ford minivan, and it was reported that while considerable damage was done to the front of Brady’s car, the three-time Super Bowl champion was out of his vehicle and walking around moments after.

Responded one eye witness, “That’s right, because it’s Tawm Fahkin’ Brady. He can take a hit, not like that queeah Mahk Sanchez. GO PATS! SUPAH BOWL!” Initial reports stated that Brady was taken to a hospital for observation, but WEEI later amended that report, as Brady did not go to a hospital and instead went to the team’s facilities. Responded 10 million fantasy football owners, “OHTHANKGOD.”

Look both ways before reporting this story, Fox News:

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