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On Tuesday, With Leather launched round one of the Bad Wrestling Theme Lyrics March Madness Tournament, a not-really-seeded contest of bad writing and poor song planning. On Friday, we shared part 1 of a two-part podcast intended to help you make a decision. Today, we present to you part two. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NOW.

If you haven’t voted on the round one match-ups yet, TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE. This is important. Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the lyrics that’re moving on to round two, and if you let that happen without contributing your voice, this whole experiment will be for nothing. Please give part two a listen, because it is two hours (no, seriously) of us discussing the fan-chosen second 16. If you can’t listen to the entire thing that’s fine, because JESUS it’s long, but give it a shot. There are tons of jokes about Bob Holly and cum shirts. Not at the same time.

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On Tuesday, With Leather launched round one of the Bad Wrestling Theme Lyrics March Madness Tournament, a 32-song showdown featuring some of the worst songwriting imaginable and brackets that don’t really make sense because the songs aren’t really seeded.

If you haven’t voted on the round one match-ups yet, you’ve got until Monday, March 18 to participate. If you aren’t intimately familiar with the songs featured or would like further analysis on the lyrics and why you should or shouldn’t pick them, I’m here to help: Best and Worst of Impact columnist Danielle Matheson and I put together an almost 90 minute analysis of the first 16 songs.

The intention was to cover everything at once and post the podcast at The Mandible Claw on Monday, but we got really into it, split it in half, and decided to post part 1 here today. You’ll want to listen: I sing Test’s theme, Danielle sings Rob Van Dam’s TNA theme, and we discuss how an asshole could be “always kicking asshole’s ass” more than ESPN talks about hockey.

So yeah, give the podcast a listen, and if it changes your opinions you’ve still got time to vote. And if you don’t vote? You’re gonna pay.

So, we finally made it happen. With Leather’s Best and Worst of WWE Raw columnist (uh, me) and Impact columnist (Danielle Matheson) have teamed up to do a wrestling thing on the Internet. Now, finally, you can go somewhere online and read jokes about fake fighting! If you want to support something cool in its infancy, or even just hear my formal return to hosting a wrestling podcast, be sure to check out THE MANDIBLE CLAW. The Mandible Claw: where wrestling puts its fingers in your mouth*.

*We’re still working on the tag line.

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Links

The Mandible Claw Podcast, aka “Brandon Stroud and Danielle Matheson are doing a wrestling podcast now,” aka “click this and go listen to it immediately” |The Mandible Claw|

Attention Hollywood: Here Are Twenty (Mostly) Terrible TV Pitches |UPROXX|

‘SNL’ Recap: Kevin Hart And Macklemore & Ryan Lewis |Warming Glow|

One Brave Blogger Has Finally Discovered The ‘Average Porn Star’ |Film Drunk|

Meet The Perfect Sports Companion: A Dog That Fetches Bottles Of Vodka |With Leather|

Five Games That Are Going To Eat Your March |Gamma Squad|

Big Boi Ft. Jake Troth & Epic Meal Time – “Apple Of My Eye” Video |Smoking Section|

KSK Mock Draft: New Combine Events |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

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