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As always, I love me some world records, and we are never suffering from a shortage of ridiculous world record attempts with so many people desperate to achieve some sort of fame. Of course, it’s not always about attention-starved people. Sometimes when I’m casting a spotlight on these record attempts I tend to ignore the records that are broken for a greater cause, and that’s not cool, bro, because people who do stuff for charities or causes deserve their attention. So that was the first thing I looked for when I started looking for this week’s big world records.

But then, without any real surprise, it turned into the same old parade of “They can’t be serious” records, and they’re all always serious. Instead of talking about some guy’s cricket world record or how the 2012 Summer Olympics in London are predicted to have the most world records ever or how Jonah Chesum demolished the previous paralympics world record at the All Africa Games, we’re going to talk about what really matters – boobs.

Join us, won’t you, for this week’s greatest world records.

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This isn’t exactly news, but just like whenever we see your mom strung out on the floor in the garage, we still have to hit it. Victoria’s Secret supermodel and goat-lover baby momma, Gisele Bundchen, has made her stance on breast feeding known. I’d suggest you google it to find out more, but I’m almost positive that you’ve searched “Gisele Bundchen breast” many, many times.

Bundchen, one of the world’s most recognizable women, said ” … there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breast-feed their babies for six months.”

She recently amended her comments and said “my intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law,” it comes from my passion and beliefs about children.” –USA Today

It’s nice that Gisele loves her kids so much that she would publicly expose her breasts for them. It kind of makes me wish I was 20 years younger and just a sad, lost little boy. Gisele’s next mission in the field of public health should be taking on the obesity epidemic. If she took an “anti-fatty” stance, she could shut down every fast food restaurant in the country. Especially Arby’s. Gisele hates Arby’s. There’s a video of our new favorite breast feeder dancing in a bikini after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »