I realize this is starting to look pretty bad. All I can say is that we really don’t have a jones for Capitals center Alexander Ovechkin. While other guys are out beating their wives or complaining about their contracts, Ovie just seems determined to have fun wherever he goes, even if he has to nearly decapitate himself by driving a utility cart under a closing garage door to do it. It’s that old Soviet gunfire that keeps ringing in their heads. It makes you do wonderful things.

|Ramblings Of The Unmotivated, better video from the Bog|

Skymall wants to help you feel special on the links, and you only need $13,995 to afford it:

All Berline electric carts are built on a new Club Car chassis, hand-laid fiberglass body, marine-grade vinyl seats (choice of colors), custom paint (choice of colors), and chrome mirrors. Available options include: 15" Billet Rims/Tires, Alpine AM/FM/CD Stereo and Speakers, Custom Hard Top & Frame (matching color), Chrome Tilt Steering Wheel Column, Golf Bag Holder and Hitch, and Billet Grille (Escalade model only).

You have to pay extra for the golf bag holder on a golf cart?  And why would one require a hitch?  Plus everybody knows an EZ-GO chassis is much better than a shitty Club Car one.  In conclusion, expect to see many more drive-by shootings in retirement communities.  Thanks Skymall. -KD

{Extra Mustard's Hot Clicks}