Hard Knocks with the New York Jets is quickly rising up the charts as my favorite sports documentary miniseries of all time, and Rex Ryan is 95% of the reason why. He’s the coach everyone wants to play for. He’s smart, loud, and awesome. HBO gave us another glimpse of Rex at his finest during last night’s episode of Hard Knocks, which featured a preseason game between the Jets and Redskins.

Rex had some choice words for Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall after he put a late hit on the Jets’ injury liability, LaDainian Tomlinson. Calling the insult a low blow is like asking if a bear sh*ts in the woods. Which it would, unless that bear was toilet-trained like the one in Dr. Dolittle 2. Then, that bear could fart excessively while Eddie Murphy was in the bathroom. Truly, comedic sophistication of the highest order.

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Today Page Six claims that Roger Clemens is selling his belongings in order to help pay for all his legal bills.  Of course, it's Page Six, and Clemens made $20 million a year for his last several years in the bigs, so it's probably not true, but that doesn't mean we can't still WANT it to be true.

The former Yankee ace, now awaiting word from Congress on his steroid scandal, has sold his Bentley to "Rock of Love" star Bret Michaels. "Bret is a big fan of Roger's and the car is fabulous," said an insider. "Clemens is apparently selling his lavish goods to pay his legal fees." Michaels was overheard gushing about his new ride Friday at the House of Blues in Atlantic City.

And if anyone has shown America what impeccable taste he has, it's Bret Michaels.  I'm guessing Atlantic City was one of the casting stops for Rock of Love III.  It's one of the few places in America you can find women trashy and desperate enough for that show.  Other casting locales include the Florida panhandle, California's Inland Empire, and your mom's house.