I've done a bad job of keeping up on Anna Kournikova news — I dunno, I just kinda feel like she's fiver years ago's news. But she's apparently still around, getting into feuds with other players and actually playing tennis. Seriously, there are pictures of her playing for the St. Louis Aces against the Washington Kastles yesterday.
These are not those pictures.
These are from a fashion show in Miami last Saturday, and I happen to like them better than the ones where she's playing tennis. You may notice a breastly prominence that she didn't have before, which has sparked some talk as to whether her facepillows are real or fake. And of course they're real. If you can touch 'em, they're very very real. This notion of "fake" breasts is a hoax created by women with too much self-respect to get implants but not enough confidence to not be catty towards women with big boobs.