I guess all good things resembling pubic hair on one’s face must come to an end. And so it goes with Texas Longhorns quarterback Colt McCoy, who announced to a public with bated breath that he would be shaving the upper lip apparatus next week, I guess either because (a) he’s afraid the Heisman Trophy committee would shy away from prison bush, or (b) he turned in his Camaro for Cash for Clunkers. Whatever the reason, it certainly was a wonderful, mustachioed journey. Farewell, magical face dust. We hardly knew ye. via.
Busted Coverage boots it through the uprights yet again with this find of Meaghan, who doesn’t seem too upset about saddling up next to Texas Longhorns kicker Hunter Lawrence (not pictured). And seriously, how GD hard is it to spell “Megan?” Don’t just start throwing extra vowels into your name to make yourself feel more important. Although that uniform does make you look quite official. For a slut [Ed's note: She may not be a slut].
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This isn’t very timely, but it’s funny and cut smartly and not too long, and — most importantly — it makes fun of Oklahoma fans’ pain at losing yet another bowl game.
Plus I just spent the last hour watching the inauguration, and it’s not like that’s a great way to get some heavy-duty writing done. In conclusion, whatever. Sometimes shit gets mailed in. I’ll start trying again… nnnnow. No wait. Not yet. I’m gonna finish this sandwich first. Then maybe clip my fingernails. I’m pretty busy today.
Starey Sheriff can’t stop staringSorry for the second straight post about the Fiesta Bowl, but I had to share some fun pictures from the game and its beautiful aftermath. McCoy! McConaughey! Spikey shoulders! Sweater vests! Broken-hearted Buckeyes! What more could you want out of a photo gallery? Oh, right. Boobs. Well, stick around. I’m sure there will be some later. Right now this is what’s giving me a boner.
Ohio State led Texas 21-17 with less than a minute to go in the Fiesta Bowl, and I thought to myself, “Wow, the Buckeyes are actually going to win a BCS bowl game. Too bad. It would be way funnier if they lost.” Then the Longhorns converted a 4th and 3 with about 45 seconds left, and Colt McCoy hit Quan Cosby (QUAAAANNNN!!!) for a 22-yard touchdown with 16 seconds remaining to give Texas a 24-21 victory, leading Longhorns fans to make rock ‘n roll devil’s horns and sing “I’ve Been Workin’ on the Railroad.”
Let me tell you, few things on television are as richly satisfying as the crowd shots of Ohio State fans that followed. The heartbreak was so plainly obvious. Buckeye fans really thought Charlie Brown was gonna kick the football this time. You just don’t get to see shattered faith every day. More like once a year. Right at the beginning of January. When Ohio State plays a big game.
Oh, excuse me — not just “Ohio State.” THE Ohio State Unibombombombomwoooooooooooo.
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Texas quarterback Colt McCoy went on ESPN Radio yesterday and talked to Mike Tirico and Scott Van Pelt about what he did on Saturday night instead of watching Oklahoma cruise past MIzzou in the Big 12 title game the Longhorns could have been playing in. What was it? Keg stands? HALO? Panty raid? Nope:
McCoy: All right, well, I called up some buddies and we went spotlightin’. We went huntin’, basically.
Van Pelt: Wait, you’re talking to two city guys here. What the heck is spotlighting?
McCoy: It’s basically where you get a spotlight, and you just kind of look for varmints and –
Van Pelt: Varmints? Possums? Armadillos?
McCoy: Yeah, armadillos, anything really. You just have to go out there and shoot stuff to get all this anger out.
And to think I wasted what little time I spent in Austin drinking on Sixth Street and listening to live music. Apparently I missed out on the college experience in Texas.
