Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki are in love, and they aren’t afraid to show it.

Rory McIlroy, the world number two and one of the favourites to claim the Green Jacket at Augusta this week, employed a new caddie yesterday.

During the traditional par-three competition on the eve of the Masters, McIlroy’s tennis star girlfriend Caroline Wozniacki carried his clubs around the course. (via The Independent)

I guess the only problem with showing how much they’re in love is that they’re both super f**king awkward, a trait best seen in this “how’s it goin’” puff interview shared by the fine folks at Reddit. Ricky Gervais couldn’t have written more awkward responses for them.

Here, watch it yourself:

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I have typed “Agnieszka Radwanska” like, ten times now. I hope that’s right. Agnieszka Radwanska.

Anyway, if you don’t know Agnieszka Radwanska, you’ll be instantly impressed to find that she can beat you at tennis, even when she’s running away from the ball and swinging blindly behind her. That’s what happened in the second set of her quarterfinals match against Kirsten Flipkens, a woman who is not only a great tennis player in her own right, but the name of something I probably owned in the 90s.

The clip is incredible (and incredibly lucky, let’s be honest), so thank you to Shane Bacon for sending it over. You’re my favorite now, Agnieszka Radwanska, and I will work diligently to not only properly spell, but pronounce your name.

She's dating beneath herself and he knows it.

I’m not going to pretend to know what Stefan Gordy’s life has been like, but I assume that when you’re the son of music legend Berry Gordy, you don’t really have too much to worry about. That’s why a quick glance at the professional life of Stefan, AKA Redfoo, would probably lead anyone to believe that he’s had a blast playing a little game called “I’m gonna do whatever the hell I want”.

That would explain the 37-year old’s most popular job to date, as one-half of the “party rock” group LMFAO. Sadly – and I’m sure so many people share my misery – LMFAO went on “hiatus” last year, which, when you’re a gimmick pop act, basically means that you’re done. Fortunately, that hasn’t stopped Redfoo from producing music for Carly Rae Jepsen while living the big life.

And now he has drawn the next card from his deck of dream jobs – professional tennis player.

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Tennis star Serena Williams was hanging out in the gallery at the Honda Classic golf tournament in Palm Beach Gardens over the weekend, and just like everyone else, she really wanted a picture of Tiger Woods. Unfortunately, the golf Gestapo takes its photography rules very seriously, so when Williams busted out her iPhone to snap a picture, one official told her to talk to his hand, because it seems that his face was unavailable at that time.

Needless to say, Williams first stared the stare of 1,000 demons at said official before firing off the meanest Tweet in the history of Tweeters.

Ok at this Golf tournament. Just saw @tigerwoodsI understand NO golf Apparently u can’t take pics. This security for mad and yelled at me

— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) March 1, 2013

Okay, maybe that wasn’t really mean. I just didn’t actually understand it that well. Williams recovered her composure rather quickly – unlike other times in her young life – and she realized her mistake while noting that tennis players have to deal with constant photography. What’s fair is fair, or something to that nature.

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And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together (and sometimes watch them play softball). It’s Sports On TV: the 15 greatest sports moments of Arrested Development.

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Pierre Ludovic Duclos Lasnier is currently the No. 334 ranked men’s tennis player in the world, and it doesn’t take a huge tennis fanatic to know that’s awful. With an ATP career singles record of 1-3, the highest ranking that the 27-year old Duclos has ever achieved is No. 229, and that was about one year ago. But despite that awful mediocre ranking and record, Duclos is still considered the best men’s tennis player in all of Quebec and the sixth best tennis player in all of Canada. So he has that going for him.

And now he’s probably going to be the best tennis player in all of the Florida penal system, because Duclos was just arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl in Sarasota. Someone better start learning how to sharpen the handle of a tennis racquet.

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