With the NFL labor deal reportedly eminent, technically-unemployed football guys should be finishing up all the activities they’d get in trouble for otherwise. Case in point: this picture of Tennessee Titans wide receiver Kenny Britt on stage at a Britney Spears concert, being handcuffed to a chair and having his neck ridden by an oafish middle-aged woman. I’m not sure where Britney Spears was when this photo was taken, but I think she would’ve enjoyed it.

Here are two additional pictures, courtesy of Black Sports Online. Click for the larger versions.

Hopefully as the day goes on we’ll have more important football news to share, like the end of the lockout, or at least those pics of Dorin Dickerson being gay birthed from a colossal mirrorball cocoon at the Lady Gaga show.

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It's been almost a year since last year's NBA All-Star Game, when onetime Titans cornerback Pacman Jones was a central figure in a strip club melee that involved the making of rain, a stolen bag of cash, battered strippers (mmm… battered strippers), and a shooting that left a bouncer paralyzed.  As we all know, Pacman received a year-long suspension from the NFL by Komissar Roger Goodell, and it's safe to day that Pacman learned his lesson.  Except not.

WSB-TV in Atlanta reports that Titans cornerback Pacman Jones allegedly punched a woman on January 3 in a North Atlanta strip club. And the woman whom he punched is a lawyer.

The incident allegedly happened on January 3.  The lawyer, Wanda Jackson, alleges that Jones entered a manager’s office, accusing the club among other things of stealing money from him.  She says that, during the meeting, Jones lunged at her several times.  She also alleges that, in a hallway after the meeting, he reached around a security guard and punched her.

This is really unfair for Pacman.  What's a female lawyer doing in a strip club?  Female lawyers don't belong there.  They belong in tight business suits on hour-long TV dramas, where their desire to succeed is exceeded only by their passion to find the right man.  Can they balance a relationship with their career, or will their desire for the hunky new partner be their undoing?  Tune in Wednesdays this fall to find out!