The Florida Marlins may not have any players that I've ever heard of, any chance of winning any games this year or anyone to watch them do it, but the elemental force of sexiness sides with them, as is evidenced by this video from Homer Run Derby of the 2008 Marlins Mermaids tryouts from over the weekend. Sure, teams like the Royals, Orioles and Pirates can suck, but can they do it sexily? I think not. Advantage: Marlins. -Christmas Ape
