Washington Wizards rookie John Wall did The Dougie, whatever the hell that is, last night before nearly posting a triple double in his DC debut against the Sixers. Wall posted 29 points, 13 assists and nine steals, but it took his team overtime to beat a team that still hasn’t won a game.

But enough about the game. Let’s talk about this dance that Wall tried to pull off during pre-game introductions last night. I have a feeling that this could divide America along racial lines, and that’s really saying too much. But hey, if dude can work it like that, and then play five quarters of basketball, then I guess I can dig it.

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I’m jealous of those of you who don’t know how to Dougie, because I really wish I didn’t. The Dougie is a popular new dance in rap culture, and it’s almost as stupid as the Stanky Legg. I say almost as stupid, because nothing will ever be as atupid as the Stanky Legg. And no, I haven’t been misspelling leg. Well, I have, but only because that’s how the guy who invented the dance spells it. I know, I’m ashamed to be alive, too.

Either way, the Dougie is the newest stupid dance to hit Youtube, and Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis was kind enough to show the entire world how to Dougie. Video after the jump, but the language is NSFW. Read the rest of this entry »