(TDUB WAS NURSING AN INJURY…AND WAS DUNKING FOR 8 HOURS)
http://www.twitter.com/teamflightbros

Maybe if he’d worked on his jump shot for 8 hours he’d be in the NBA! Just kidding. But seriously, there’s no way he dunked for 8 hours. Who dunks for 8 hours straight?

Anyway, by way of Team Flight Bros comes this 8-hour jam session featuring TDub, the 5-foot-9 “best dunker in the world”. I put that in quotes because I’m quoting his bio, I’m not calling it into question. During this video he pulls off two major dunks: the Blake Griffin “dunk over the hood of a car” contest-winner, and one where he drags his nuts across the top of Michelle Beadle’s head before dunking. Not sure which one I’d most like to be able to do. Probably the second one.

Should the NBA start letting a few clearly superior yet non-NBA guys into the dunk contest to make it interesting? And, more importantly, wub wub wub wub wub wub.

[h/t Outside The Boxscore]

…This instance, however, is a little unusual, because it happened during a game. To be fair to Paulus, Deron Washington's hairdo is kind of WNBA-esque, so he probably wasn't expecting a three-foot vertical to deliver testicles to his face. 

Oh, and Virginia Tech won in overtime, so Dickie V probably had to put on his well-worn video of the 1991 Final Four in order to achieve orgasm on Saturday. 

(This video has been circulating around the blogosphere at the cyclic rate, but I happened to see it over in Dan Shanoff's neighborhood.)