Let’s Fix Paulina Gretzky’s Complex Shoot

Written by Brandon Stroud / 08.02.12


Paulina Gretzky Complex

Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina has become popular on the Internet for taking off her clothes and Instagramming it, and a couple of months ago when even her Stanley Cup mark photo had a yellow piss filter over it I asked:

Has there ever been an un-instagram-filtered picture taken of Paulina Gretzky? Not complaining, I’m just wondering.

The folks at Complex magazine wondered the same thing, so they brought in the “aspiring singer” for an interview where they briefly asked her about sports and Canada before putting cherries in her mouth and taking as many pictures as possible. The shoot is obviously “hot”, but something’s missing. I don’t know. Something about Paulina stepping out of her grainy, washed-out box and filling in for cheesecake fashion photoshoots Brooklyn Decker would destroy is sad.

So here’s Paulina Gretzky’s Complex photoshoot in both “normal” and “photoshopped to make it look like she took a picture in 1972 and left it in a shoebox for 40 years” varieties. Next time you shoot this girl, fashion world, use an iPhone.

Update: As an added bonus, stick around until the end for like 10 pictures of her actually Instagramming herself on the set of Grown-Ups 2 because f**king OF COURSE she’s in Grown-Ups 2. Thanks to BroBible for those.

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We Finally Found Something Worse Than Yelling ‘Fire!’ In A Crowded Theater

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.03.12

Denver Broncos quarterback and evangelical beefcake Tim Tebow was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, as Fallon aired his show from Indianapolis this week with a Super Bowl XLVI theme. It was inevitable that Fallon would ask him what he thought of his recent “Tebowie” character, which, of course, was a hilarious combination of David Bowie and Tim Tebow that Fallon used to sing a new version of Bowie’s “Space Oddity.” Last night, Tebow played along for humor’s sake and got a nice dig in on Fallon by questioning his pitch on the song. At least I think that’s what he said, because the crowd wouldn’t shut up.

Seriously, it sounded like Tebow was performing on Def Comedy Jam, but even more remarkable was the zeal with which Fallon asked his questions. I’m surprised he didn’t conduct the interview while sitting on his lap and brushing his hair. But the ridiculous love for Tebow aside, I couldn’t help but giggle with delight when Fallon asked Tebow to sign a Broncos jersey and then fire it into the crowd with a t-shirt gun. Somebody had to have stopped and said, “Hey, this might cause a riot.” And then everyone laughed.

And after the Tebow video I’ve included the best of Fallon’s “Late Night at the Super Bowl” because I don’t stay up that late and watch most of his stuff online when I wake up in the morning and take my Ovaltine. And please do yourself a favor and watch the Real Housewives of Late Night in Indianapolis. Dallas Clark in drag. It’s Emmy material.

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