Tampa Loves the Tampa Smokers, Except for the Smoking Part

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.24.11

Tampa Smokers jersey

The Tampa Bay Rays are planning to pay tribute to the 1951 International League champion Tampa Smokers by wearing throwback Smokers uniforms on July 2. The Rays themselves have only been around since 1998 and don’t have anything to “throw back” to, so they have to do the thing the Nationals do where they pretend the Washington Senators are them and not the Twins. The only problem is that the Smokers … uh, have “smoking” in their name, and because this is 2011 the Rays are removing the image of a cigar from the Smokers jerseys.

This begs a few questions, the most pressing ones being “Why are you paying tribute to a team called the ‘Smokers’ if you’re worried about people thinking about smoking?” and “Are you worried that kids are going to start smoking because they saw a picture of a cigar?” Maybe they removed it because it looks like a turd. When The Tampa Tribute asked about the PC Thug whitewashing, the Rays issue the following statement:

“We have chosen to wear the Smokers jersey to celebrate the rich heritage and traditions surrounding baseball in Tampa Bay and this version of the logo is intended only to be a slightly more contemporary version of that wonderful history.”

Man, that’s weak. That would be like the Cleveland Indians realizing the big smiling caricature face of a Native American was prejudiced and offensive and trying to change the logo to a cursive letter I, or even worse, a block letter C.

My suggestion? Let the Rays play the July 2 game in screenprinted shirts with Fred McGriff on the front. That’s really all you have to throw back to.

[h/t to Big League Stew]

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Chad Jordan Is Not Who He Claims

Written by Ashley Burns / 08.30.10

Julious Threatts

For fans of the Tampa Bay Youth Football League, it might have seemed as if the Town N’ Country Packers had a little bit of an edge over the rest of the teams in the league of 13- and 14-year olds. Well that just depends on how much of an advantage can be provided by having a 21-year old on the team. Julious Threatts pretended to be 14-year old Chad Jordan while playing for the Packers, and was exposed when he tried to enroll as a student at Hillsborough County Middle School. What an amateur. Clearly the best way to spend time at a middle school is by renting a windowless van.

Most remarkable about this discovery is the painstaking detective work that was done to uncover Threatt’s web of lies. While waiting for someone from the Department of Child and Families to handle this situation, school officials allowed Threatt to have a snack in the cafeteria, when the principal passed by, saw Threatt and immediately recognized that there was no way in hell he was 14. Then he realized the cook was actually Tupac, but by that point it was too late and he was gone.

Please don’t tell me there was any dating involved, Tampa Bay Online:

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