Watch Out For Chinese Panda Bears And Their Giant Steroid Syringes

Written by Brandon Stroud / 08.01.12

Taiwan Animation swimming world record steroids

We share a lot of NMA World Edition’s ridiculously animated, absurdist news recap videos, but their latest (about world record Olympic swimmer Ye Shiwen) brings up an interesting question of how Asian and Pacific Island nations view each other, and whether or not cultural or racial prejudices get in the way of objective reporting. Well, “objective reporting” in terms of people animating a panda to burn you in the ass and stab you in the back with a huge steroid needle.

This is the blurb from the video’s YouTube description. Read it and tell me whether it sounds like a recap of what happened, or like something your cousin might say about the Olympics on your Facebook page.

When Ye Shiwen broke the world record in the women’s 400m individual medley many were shocked, and some were suspicious. Clare Balding, a British reporter, found herself in the middle of a controversy when she insinuated the possibility of doping.

The top US coach jumped in on the controversy when he said Ye’s win was not only very “suspicious” but “unbelievable” and “disturbing”.

Ye Shiwen was quick to fire back, saying “There is no problem with doping, the Chinese team has a firm policy so there is no problem with that.” The Chinese media has defended their young swimming star saying the other countries are just jealous.

Here’s the video itself, which is glorious as always. You can count on Taiwan to not only depict a teenage Chinese swimmer as the driver of a deadly bulldozer, but to make that bulldozer as bloody as possible.

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Exclusive: A Sneak Peek At The 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony

Written by Brandon Stroud / 07.27.12

Highlight: Yoko Ono appearing out of nowhere and killing three Beatles at once with a machete attack.

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Taiwan Animation: The Only Voice In The Jeremy Lin Discussion

Written by Brandon Stroud / 07.17.12

This is a great one, if only for Carmelo Anthony operating, then bogarting the spotlight.

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This Is How UFC 148 Looked In My Brain

Written by Brandon Stroud / 07.10.12

As funny as a bull gutting Chael Sonnen is, the funniest part of the video is Mr. Miyagi adding “Asian Things” to a cauldron. Well done, Taiwanese Animation.

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And Now With Further Commentary On Sexual Abuse, Here’s Taiwanese Animation

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.26.12

Megan Crafton blowjob 17-year old student

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There’s nothing Taiwan loves more than an American high school sex scandal. Sure, they love giving Kevin Durant lightning powers or animating Tim Tebow on the cross, but they’re at their tactless best when turning a complexly-emotional story of abuse into a video about rimjobs.

Much in the same way their Bengals cheerleader scandal video had Sarah Jones get a big “INDICTED” stamped over her vagina, Next Media Animation shares the story of Shelbyville High School cheerleading coach Megan Crafton’s sexual relationship with a 17-year old student by animating a hard-on and having Megan walk across a table in a bikini with a big sign that says CONSENT. It gets torn up, but I won’t spoil the reasons why. There’s information to be had, people.

Check out the video below. It’s worth it for the shot of her draining three-pointers and getting chased away by a ghost.

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Yep, They’ve Got A Version Of This Too

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.22.12

LeBron James Taiwan Animation NBA Championship

Taiwan’s Next Media Animation asks the two most important questions about LeBron James and the Miami Heat’s 2012 NBA Championship victory:

1. Will LeBron win six more, so he can be better than Michael Jordan? And
2. Why were Jesus and God blatantly interfering in LeBron’s previous games?

Number two has a less obvious answer, but watching Jesus goaltend and God flatten LeBron like a bug for traveling driving the lane is fun to watch without having to know why. Other highlights include a pretty accurate depiction of the Oklahoma City Thunder standing around like bowling pins, Michael Jordan’s M. Bison laugh and Kevin Durant having lightning powers.

Video is below. Stick around until the end for maximum Carol.

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