SI swimsuit model Noemie Lenoir, perhaps tired of working in a career where she can’t eat anything, gobbled down a bunch of pills and alcohol in what authorities are labeling as a suicide attempt. It was either that or an evening with A.J. Daulerio. He likes to get down.

The model was found unconscious by a passerby in a wooded area near her home in Paris before being taken to a nearby hospital.

Hmmm. Supermodel lying in the woods…she’s totally unconscious…and I’m just wandering out in the woods here…nobody’s really around…Hey, we’d better get to the hospital! Allez! Allez! So

Lenoir, 30, had been dating Carl Hirschmann, a Swiss millionaire who has been embroiled in a sex and blackmail scandal, according to the Daily Mail.

Hirschmann is accused of organizing videotaped sex romps with intoxicated models and then demanding money in return for not posting the videos on the Internet, according to the Daily Mail.

His legal woes also include being accused having sex with a minor and forcing someone, not necessarily a minor, of committing a sex act against their will, according to the newspaper.–NY Daily News.

I could see how that would get somebody down. But come on, you’re a supermodel. I’m not saying your life is all fuzzy bunnies and pink puffy clouds, but how bad could your life be? Your millionaire boyfriend blackmailed a few of your work friends. Big deal. At least you were unconscious in Paris. Try being unconscious in Dayton sometime. Then you can talk about having problems. More images after the jump… Read the rest of this entry »

We’re a bit late in wrapping up our NFL suicide pool, but I wanted to thank all of the 1,812 people that participated. We actually had 21 players successfully navigate the balance of the season without an incorrect pick, which is both awesome and sad, because I only have three prizes.

I’ll list those prizes later in the day, but since we never established an actual tiebreaking procedure, there’s no totally fair way to do this. So here’s what I’ll do. I’ll rank every entry by the winningest team that he or she didn’t pick. The participants that left the strongest team(s) on the table will be getting the schwag. Again, that’s arbitrary and kinda stupid, but it’s the best I can do.

I’ll have the prize recipients sorted out by the end of the week. Thanks to ESPN for the hosting, despite all of the horrible things I say about that company. And again, congratulations to our 21 winners. Your awesomeness is without peer. You know, aside from the other 20 guys.