THE SPELLING BEE IS A GRUELING SPORT

Written by Matt / 06.01.07

Some kid spelled some word last night, and if you have any interest in this crap at all, check out everything that Dan Steinberg's blogged about on location for D.C. Sports Bog.  Probably the best thing about the bee that I've read is this post, in which one competitor, a sixth-grade girl, calls the bee "pleasantly insignificant."

And that about sums it up.  Listen, I'm all for empowering young dorks.  I look forward to a day when we can harness their brain activity to power our cars.  My problem is that the spelling bee somehow gets lumped into sports coverage, which is bullshit.  If spelling were a sport, I would have lost my virginity in the seventh grade.  ESPN can suck a big summer sausage for the re-classification of children spelling obscure words as "sport."

In other bee news, colony collapse disorder, a mystery that continues to baffle scientists, is wiping out the honeybee population and will slowly cripple our food supply, ending life on Earth as we know it.  Weeeee!  Enjoy your weekend!

(Yeah, I know: you don't like the picture.  Here's the one the assistant editor would have used)

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SITE NEWS: CRAAAAAAP

Written by Matt / 01.05.07

Ahhhhhh computer suckitude.


Happy Friday everyone. Please remain clam calm while I scramble madly to find a computer that will let me play on these here Innertubenetebays. I should be up and running before the morning escapes completely. In the meantime, please feel free to browse through my now-extensive catalogue of cheerleaders and athlete wives. And, uh, sports news.

So, right. Commencing defenestration of expensive laptop… nnnnnnnow.
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