Bia and Branca Feres, the lithe, blond, young twin Brazilian synchronized swimmers who made this past summer so enjoyable, are back in the news.  Kinda.  Well, not really, but they were recently on some Brazilian game show, and they also appeared at a fashion show of some sort.  Not as models, unfortunately.

Busted Coverage, which keeps questionably legal tabs on the girls, wrote about the game show appearance:

The game show (shown last week), De Cara No Muro, pitted Bia and Branca plus some tool against two other tools and another cute Brazilian chick. The goal of the show is to make your body go through holes in a wall before being pushed into a pool.

I’m not gonna lie to you.  The content of this story may be one of the most boring things I’ve ever written about.  But it made me go back through the archives to look at this massive gallery of them. Oh, and look here: another massive gallery of them.  So in the end, it was all worth it, says my boner.

In an absolutely shocking development, John Daly, America’s golfingest alcoholic, spent a day in the drunk tank after passing out in a North Carolina Hooters.  The details:

Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital.

Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.

Sounds like there are some real rocket scientists on that tour bus.  “Hey, a Hooters!  Let’s give an alcoholic with four ex-wives access to tits and beer!  Certainly we’ll want to spend the rest of the evening with such a charming raconteur in his natural environment!”

[TMZ via SbB]