Vote In The ASYLUM Poll: Is showing naked pictures of your wife creepy?

Andre Agassi was in Taiwan last week for the Rise of Legends charity event, and while I have no idea what they were raising money for, I’m going to assume that it was for something awesome like introducing me to a hot Asian girl. But Agassi caused quite a stir fry at the event when he announced that he would show the highest bidder a nude pic of his wife and fellow tennis legend Steffi Graf. Because people apparently want to see that.

Said Agassi:

“You pay more than $4,000 and I will show you a picture of my wife on my phone, naked.”

I’m not one to mock a guy’s philanthropic efforts, but $4,000? Andre, dude, make this same offer in Japan and you’ll get at least $4 million. Just cover your wife’s naughty parts in some dead squid from Publix and maybe make it look like she’s stabbing a dolphin with a spear. You could cure cancer with that money.

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In a story that sets up endless possibilities for hilarious wifebeating jokes, Andre Agassi "inadvertently" hit his wife Steffi Graf in the face with a tennis racket during a fundraiser yesterday, forcing the former German star and mother of Agassi's child to get three stitches.

Graf and Agassi were holding hands – her left to his right – while rallying with a couple of youngsters when Agassi's follow-through struck his wife in the face. Agassi held his racket in his left hand…

She wiped her mouth with a towel before leaving the stadium for an on-site doctor to administer three stitches to her lip, officials said. It was not clear whether the cut was to the inside or outside of her mouth area.

Graf refused to speak about it afterwards, insisting that she merely "fell down the stairs."  When pressed for details, she admitted that Agassi only makes her participate in charity fundraisers because he loves her so much.

Thanks goes to faithful tipster Gen, who has a big rack and a dirty imagination.