Because there’s nothing the Internet loves more than a viral video about a wedding,

On 7-23-2011 Lauren and Wes got married in front of many family and friends, showing their true love and bond between them for the rest of their lives… Yet they we still celebrating the Bruins Stanley Cup Victory in 2011, and this is how they came to enter their wedding reception in and EPIC fashion… We Got The CUP!!!! Boston Bruins 2011 Stanley Cup Champions!!!

Not a lot of black people at this wedding, I’m guessing.

Right now the two top thumb-getters in the video’s comments are “awesome job!” and “f**king obnoxious”, which I think are the only ways people can process something self-described as “epic”. Wedding receptions are supposed to be goofy and fun, so it’s not like they danced down the aisle to Chris Brown. Of course, the comments on Puck Daddy (to whom we give an inflatable Stanley Cup tip) expound on the severity of the situation: “Other people’s weddings and other people’s fantasy sports teams/leagues are the most insipid and banal topics of conversation to the vast majority of the population.”

I don’t know which side I’m on. I don’t think this is more less obnoxious than having two people light a single candle to illustrate their love or drinking out of a big cup or stomping on things, and that stuff usually happens during the wedding part. So yeah, good on them for having a good time.

Wait, I’m sorry, the topic of this post is even worse. To show support to the Tampa Bay Lightning, Lightning fans (including BRITNY HERE) “charged the Garrison Channel blue” by dumping 36 gallons of blue dye into the water. A hockey team’s fans try to pump up the hockey team by making water blue, then chant “Let’s Go Light-ning” at the water without the hockey team actually being there. The worst part is that it isn’t even a lot of dye. They didn’t charge the channel blue, they dumped those pool safety urine-away things in the bay and pissed on them in a straight line. I could buy 36 gallons of water from my grocery store for about 36 dollars, toss in about four bucks-worth of blue dye from any Hobby Lobby, and all it leaves me is “out 40 bucks.” But the Lightning are on their way to the Stanlicup!

This story has been sort of shared across the Internet over the last few days, and I wonder why nobody stopped them and said “you know, you’re probably going to look like idiots” before they rented the speedboat.

[Via Puck Daddy]

Grizzlies fan is unimpressed with your ice hotties, Blackhawks

There’s nothing like a child sports fan. So naive to the depression after a soul crushing loss. I’ve been a Redskins fan for as long as I can remember, and I have never hated myself as much as when they lost to the Lions last season. I doubled down on my misery by having Santana Moss on my fantasy team. What an awesome pick that was.

But there’s nothing like the thrill of victory, as Chicago Blackhawk fans witnessed last month. Winning the Stanley Cup certainly does a lot for your fan base, and the Hawks have found their next generation of fans in this adorable group of children. These little tykes recreated the Chicago Stanley Cup victory celebration for their class in their brand new Blackhawks jerseys. Being a bandwagon fan is all the rage these days, so don’t be surprised when these same kids fan another team if the Blackhawks stop their winning ways.

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