They seem to do things a little differently in Germany. They don’t go on endlessly about how good things used to be, their love for David Hasselhoff is unironic, and when they see a pack of Hells Angels tearing up the streets of Bavaria they apparently secure puppies, loosen their belts and prepare bulldozer getaway vehicles.
Such is the story of a young German student who decided it was necessary to test out the puppy dodging abilities of a bunch of geriatric noise polluting bastards in bandanas.
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he ‘mooned’ a group of Hell’s Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer.
The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of the motorcycle gang members’ clubhouse north of Munich, according to reports in local media.
The young man, who was not identified, then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled. -Orange News
I really don’t know how I would react if a flying puppy was hurled in my direction. Swat it away? Run it over? Catch and whisk it to the nearest bubble bathing station? Technically the puppy’s looking to injure me so in theory I’d treat it like an enemy combatant, but it’s SO CUTE! Unless of course it’s not, then I’m just going to squish it. Read the rest of this entry »