Creepy floating heads edition.

When I’m wrong, I’m the first to admit that I was wrong. And boy did the NBA’s defending champs make me look like a fool. Last week, I predicted that no team would be swept from the NBA Playoffs last week, and to make matters worse, I boasted that it was a sucker’s prediction because only one team had the possibility of sweeping its opponent through Saturday, and that was the Oklahoma City Thunder. But I thought for sure that Dirk Nowitzki and Co. would show some scrap and claw back for one win. Wrong.

Oh well, I never said that the prediction machine was a perfect beast, but it’s close to perfect, because I was right about everything else, including the winner of the Kentucky Derby*. And that builds enough confidence for me to move forward with another round of brilliant sports predictions.

*I did not pick the winner of the Kentucky Derby in last week’s post, but I was totally like, “Oh yeah, bros, I pick I’ll Have Another.”

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I’m pretty sure that if I somehow ended up in the same elevator as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton I probably wouldn’t be able to say much more than, “HELLO PRETTY LADY!” before I pissed my pants and fainted, so forgive me if the thought of waiting at the airport in a crowd of dudes is a bit nonsensical to me. But that’s the life of our favorite 19-year old model now that she’s a full blown star, and she’s hopping from airport to airport only to fight through crowds of epic douche.

The folks at Hollywood Star Gossip were on hand at Upton’s recent arrival in Los Angeles, and they caught Upton’s fans on camera as they waved magazines and demanded autographs while probably scaring the crap out of her. During the mild chaos, one of the guy’s yells, “I’ve been waiting here all day” and call me old-fashioned, but shouldn’t that get the guy on some sort of potential stalker list?

See for yourself…

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