St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. I’m pretty sure a week-old dump would fare better than the Raiders at this point.

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St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. You’ll be glad to hear my football season drinking is already in midseason form. But then, it is even during the off-season.

• On 205th shares a video of a skateboarder getting intimate with a concrete rail. In sort of the same way Bernard Pollard got intimate with Tom Brady’s knee.
• The Sports Hernia discovers that it’s impossible to look at Tony Romo’s cowlick and not want to destroy his face. I’m surprised he can even get past the looking at him part.
• Busted Coverage finds a fan who looks like he had vagina dentata of the mouth. Speaking of, the real thing wouldn’t stop me from trying with Anna Semenova.
• Big League Stew notes that Lou Pinella probably took a wrong turn at Albuquerque while traveling to Cincinnati and ended up near Pittsburgh.
• Deadspin details the exploits of a Joba Chamberlain doppelganger who used his likeness to the Yankees pitcher to bed women on the Jersey shore. That’s okay, they were trying to impersonate women who aren’t trashy whores. It’s takes two in the tango of deceit.

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St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. After that speech last night, I think I’m all hoped out for a while.

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St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. This is so much easier to write when I’m not locked out of the site.

• We already know how contemptible the Yankees are with their own fans, but worry not – douchetard pinstripe fans are paying it backward. Eugenics needn’t stay a failed science, you know.
• Not to be outdone are Phillies fans, who look absolutely ghoulish on The Fightins. Either that or racist. Yeah, I’ll go with racist.
• Mike Cavic offers up his left testicle for a rematch against Michael Phelps, as seen on Mouthpiece Blog. Hell, I’d give up Mike Civic’s left nut to get a shot at Fernanda Ferrari.
• You Been Blinded discovers that the Gators’ Chris Rainey is a bit disappointed with his sex classes. Just wait until you try the real thing. Sober, that is.
• On FanIQ, you’ll see that Titans’ linebacker Keith Bulluck has more stuff in his locker than you do in your home. But is there a dead body? No, well, advantage me.

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St. Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump. If you're going to be Obama's veep pick, please alert the media so they can shut the fuck up about it.

• Steady Burn has an updated figure for the number of condoms distributed in Beijing during the Olympics. Or how many I'd need for an hour with Emanuela de Paula. Because I can make lots of good balloon animals with them!
• Awful Announcing finds JoePa a little unsettling in this Big Ten Network ad. I'm always shocked to find him breathing, frankly.
• Joe Sports Fan is taken aback by Olympic soccer parents. They say, "Fangs for the free publicity!" Yup, that's a zing.
• Mike Timlin shows off his archery skills on This Is God Given. Is he auditioning for a more prominent role in the Sox bullpen or a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite?
• Holy Taco presents the Frankenstein of shitty quarterbacks. I really could have lobbied for the turkey neck of Tommy Maddox, but you work with what you got.

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St. Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump. That's probably the first and last reference to a palindrome used by Napoleon you'll see on this site. This week, at least.

• SportsbyBrooks has the story of a guy who has seen all 119 Division 1-A football teams. Even Duke? Gah! Well, that's completism for you.
• Puck Daddy feels for Chad LaRose, who is traumatized about hitting a bystander with a baseball. Those hockey players are known for their empathy, after all.
• Every Day Should Be Saturday presents the dictates of proper gym use. Can I get an amendment for people who walk on treadmills? If not, how about a few bullets for them?
• Uncoached looks at some questionable toys deemed appropriate for kids. Yeah, maybe the Manning kids.
• Totally Looks Like finds a likeness for poker luminary T.J. Cloutier.Speaking of cookies, motherhood has done an Jessica Alba body good.

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